Name: Glenn Locke
Position: Director of Embellishment and Obfuscation
Job: Teller of Tall and Thin Tales in Boulder
Glenn’s emails are all signed “Glenn Locke-Tall and Thin”. Legend has it that John, having exchanged a few emails with Glenn, decided he was perfect for a job on The Bus when he met Glenn and discovered he is actually a short fat guy with a nasty sense of humor. His greatest contribution to the Banjo Billy organization is the saying “A groan is as good as a laugh!”. If you take his tour, he will force you to make noises, and probably make fun of you. For some reason, people seem to enjoy this!
In past lives Glenn has been an executive, entrepreneur, and day-trader. A few years ago, he decided to devote his life to jobs that are fun, so he decided to start teaching Economics, which shows you what a sick idea of “fun” he has. Glenn is also an actor and comedian who can be found performing in murder mysteries around the front range, gives lectures about current events to senior citizens, and is an auctioneer specializing in fund-raising events.
If you have too much time on your hands, you can see what Glenn really thinks about at his blog www.tallnthin.blogspot.com, where he has actually written about the externalities of the Banjo Billy Bus. Maybe you can even explain to the other Banjites what the hell that means.
And if you need an AUCTIONEER FOR YOUR FUNDRAISER, check him out at www.glennlockeauctions.com.
